Why snus should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden
I sit here now enjoying a Nick & Johnny’s Strong realizing it’s been quite some time since I’ve written about snus.
Today I received part of my pre-PACT order. The shopping experience, frankly, wasn’t as great as it’s been in the past. Apparently, since my last order back in February, my favorite online snus shop, GetSnus.com, was acquired by my 2nd favorite store, Northerner. They’re still working out ordering and inventory issues, and the pricing and shipping policies have changed. So it was a bit of a pain.
I got 10 cans of General, 10 Ettan and 20 Nick & Johnny’s; three of my favorite go-to-everyday snuses. As further production has been canceled, I decided to try one can of 1847 by Philip Morris. As I believe Oden’s can no longer be sold in the United States, I decided to finally try Oden’s Extra Stark. And just for kicks I picked up a can of O2 Strong and some Chaini Khaini Spice.
Unfortunately, the N&J’s was out of stock and they forgot to pack the Oden’s. Hopefully they’ll show up in a few days.
In the meantime, I wanted to write something about snus beyond just listing my latest order or a simple product review. I wanted to write something prolific. I had a few ideas for blog post titles that may or may not manifest themselves in reality. What do you think of these?
- Why snus should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden
- 5 BS “facts” about snus everyone thinks are true
- 7 things snus has in common with a unicorn
- 8 ways snus has been involved in political scandals
- 10 ballsy pranks involving snus that failed miserably
- 8 ways snus can help you survive a zombie outbreak
Ok, that last one I could probably write something about.